Quotes from Mark Twain

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"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy, foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."

"CLASSIC, a book which people praise and do not read."

"In Boston they ask, 'How much does he know?' In New York, 'How much is he worth?' In Philadelphia, 'Who were his parents?'"

"Put all your eggs in the one basket and WATCH THAT BASKET"

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