Three gay men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate St. Peter said, "You have all three requested to be cremated. What would you like done with your ashes?"
The first man said, "My boyfriend liked to skydive so I want mine dumped out a plane."
The second man said, "My boyfriend liked to scubadive so I want mine dumped off a boat."
The third man said, "My boyfriend liked to have sex so I want mine dumped in a bowl of chili so I can tear his butt up one last time."