Defendent: Can I address the court? Judge : Of Course Defendent: If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do? Judge : I'd hold you in contempt and asses you with 5 days in jail. Defendent: What if I thought you were a son of a bitch? Judge : Well, I can't do anything about that. There is no law against thinking. Defendent: In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch.
Judge : Please identify yourself for the record. Defendent: Colonel Ebenezer Jackson Judge : What does the "Colonel" stand for? Defendent: It's kind of like the "Honorable" in front of your name. Not a damn thing!
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