The Athius is in a boat and he's floating on loch ness lake. Then a loch ness monster comes up and grabs him out of the boat. He then pray for god to help him.
God said,"Why should I help you? you don't even believe in me." "Please do one thing for me," said the Athius, "Just make the monster a Christian." "So be it," said God. God then disappeared, and the monster said, "Dear father bless this food we are about to recieve."