Bob was going out with Wendy and he loved her so much that he wanted to get her name tattooed on his penis. When it was erect it spelled "Wendy" but when limp it said "W Y" After their wedding day they went to Jamaica for their honeymoon.
One day they went to the beach and Bob went to the public restroom. In the urinal next to him was this big Jamaican man. Bob looked over the urinal and noticed the letters "W Y" on the Jamaican's penis and he asked him, "Your girlfriend's name must be Wendy?"
The big Jamaican man looked at him and said, "No, man, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, man have a nice day!'"