The Rooster and the Cat

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Answer these questions to the best of your ability:

1. How many eyes does a rooster have? 2. How many legs does a rooster have? 3. How many beaks does a rooster have? 4. And finally how many wiskers does a cat have?

OK now that you've answered all these questions to the best of your ability ask yourself this...Why is it you know so much about cock and nothing about pussy?

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by tigerlily 1+ years ago

haha cats have different amounts of whiskers

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

partially because i have one and have more personal time to study it :P however i answered your pussy question, so ha!

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