Magic Frog

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A man with a 25 inch penis went to his doctor and complained he was unable to establish an intimate relationship with a lady due to his size. "Doctor," he asked in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replied, "medically son, nothing can be done; but, I know of a witch who may be able to help you", and he gave him directions to the witch's house.

The man calls upon the witch and explains his dilemma: "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long, so I cannot establish an intimate relationship with a lady?" The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. You need to go deep in the forest to Hidden Pond. You will see a frog sitting on a log who can solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog says 'NO' to your proposal, your penis will shrink five inches."

The man couldn't hide his excitement as he dashed into the forest and located Hidden Pond. He called out to the frog, "will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO!" The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed, "this is great!! But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again." "Frog, will you marry me?", he shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it shrank another 5 inches. The man reflected, "this is fantastic, but 15 inches is still a monster; just a little shorter would be ideal". Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?" The frog looked back across pond shaking its head in disgust, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO! ... NO! ... and for the last time, NO!"


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by kenneth t. 1+ years ago

oh well at least he's got a vagina now.. haha

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

ohhhhh tahts gotta suck....oh well=D

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