There is a guy who wants to be a janitor at a church. After they hired him the father said: "There are 3 things you cannot do, you can't smoke, you can't drink, and you can't swear because they all set bad examples for the kids and we don't want you destroying the house of God." The janitor agrees.
The next day after work the father was driving home in his car and saw the janitor walking down the street. The janitor doesn't see him. Then all the sudden the janitor starts feeling himself all over and then says as the father hears him: "Ah Crap! Must've left my damn ciggarettes at the bar!"
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