The Clueless Dictionary of Medical Terms

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The Clueless Dictionary of Medical Terms

Benign. . . . . . . . . . . What you be after you be eight

Artery. . . . . . . . . . . The study of paintings

Bacteria. . . . . . . . . . Back door to cafeteria

Barium. . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when patients die

Cesarean Section. . . . . . A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan . . . . . . . . . . Searching for Kitty

Cauterize . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her

Colic . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog

Coma. . . . . . . . . . . . A punctuation mark

D & C . . . . . . . . . . . Where Washington is

Dilate. . . . . . . . . . . To live long

Enema . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend

Fester. . . . . . . . . . . Quicker than someone else

Fibula. . . . . . . . . . . A small lie

G.I. Series . . . . . . . . World Series of military baseball

Hangnail. . . . . . . . . . What you hang your coat on

Impotent. . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain. . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff . . . . . . . A Doctor's cane

Morbid. . . . . . . . . . . A higher offer than I bid

Nitrates. . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than day rates

Node. . . . . . . . . . . . Was aware of

Outpatient. . . . . . . . . A person who has fainted

Pap smear . . . . . . . . . A fatherhood test

Post Operative. . . . . . . A letter carrier

Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . . Second cousin to Elvis

Recovery Room . . . . . . . Place to do upholstery

Rectum. . . . . . . . . . . Damn near killed him

Secretion . . . . . . . . . Hiding something

Seizure . . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor

Tablet. . . . . . . . . . . Small table

Terminal Illness. . . . . . Getting sick at the airport

Tumor . . . . . . . . . . . More than one

Urine . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out

Varicose. . . . . . . . . . Near by

Vein. . . . . . . . . . . . Conceited

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