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Once there was a little girl and she went to her daddy and said, "Daddy, can I buy a pair of pretty pink panties?" He answered, "No." She asked her mom and she said okay and gave her the money. When she got home she was so happy she showed them to her daddy. He was so furious he ripped them right off her body.

The next day she went to her dad and said, "Daddy can I buy a pussy cat?" He answered, "No." She went and asked her mom and her mom said okay and gave her the money. She was so happy when she got home she showed her dad the cat. He was so furious he shaved the cat bare.

The next day she went up to her daddy and asked, "Daddy can I buy a dog named Ass?" He answered, "No." She went and asked her mom and she said okay and gave her the money. She was so happy when she got home she her dad the dog. He was so furious he threw the dog out the window.

The next day the little girl was sitting on the curb crying when an old nun walked by. "What is wrong child?" The nun asked. The little girl looked up crying and said, "My daddy tore off my pretty pink panties, shaved my pussy, and threw my Ass out the window!"

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by FunnyFreakOfThe3rdDynasty !. 1+ years ago

ckk hahaaha ckkk that so hahaha freak-haha-in' hil-haha-arious

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