The Midget

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One day a man was taking a whiz in a public bathroom and a midget walked in. The midget had brought in a ladder and was setting it up. The man is slightly interested, so he keeps looking down. The he looked up and noticed the midget staring at his balls. The midget finally says, "Excuse me sir, but I really admire you balls. Can I touch 'em?" The man, bewildered and flattered, answered, "Why not?" So the midget reached over, grabbed his balls and said, "Give me your wallet or I jump!"

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