Fastest Thing in the World

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Four guys were sitting around the living room discussing their thoughts on the fastest thing in the world.

"I think the fastest thing in the world is a thought because you think it and there it is." The first guy said.

Then the second guy said, "Nope, you're wrong, a blink is the fastest thing because you don't even have to think about it just happens and then it's over."

The third guy then says, "Sorry you're both wrong. Turning on the light is the fastest thing in the world because you flip the switch and the light comes on. You don't even have wait a minute it's just there."

Finally the fourth guy who has been quietly sitting in his chair speaks up and says, "I think you're all wrong. Shit is the fastest thing in the world." "Why is that?" the other guys ask. "Well," the guy replies, "the other night I went out and ate a whole bunch of Mexican food and when I got home I realized I had to shit real bad and before I could think, blink, or turn on the light I shit on the floor."

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