Yo moma's so fat that NASA had to orbit a sattelite around her head!
Yo mama is so fat her 2 butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud!
Yo moma is so ugly when she has to breast feed she has to knock out the baby!
Yo moma is soo fat when you slap her thigh you can ride the waves!
Yo moma is so fat when she went to London all the people started singing "The London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down."