Q: What do women and parachutes have in common? A: If they don't open they're useless.
Q: What's the difference between men and a bag of shit? A: The bag.
Q: What do women and ants have in common? A: If you cover up the hole they go insane.
Q: What do you call a man with a pea-sized brain A: A genius
Q: What happens when a woman swallows a fly? A: She has more brains in her stomach than she has in her head.
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