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10.) "We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at twenty dollars."

9.) "I'm sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don't yet know the effects of high radiation on our feline friends. And we are required to check your bags."

8.) "Yes sir, we are aware of the biohazard tag on your luggage and no, you don't want to know it's origin. I recommend you refrain from opening your suitcase."

7.) "Yes sir, importing Cuban cigars is illegal, that is why the security officer had to confiscate them. What? He's smoking them? HEY! YOU RAT! SAVE SOME FOR ME!"

6.) "I'm sorry madam, but our insurance policy does not cover punctures in your bags caused by our checking attendants. No it also does not cover airline crashes. It does cover explosions prior to takeoff, however, and is our most commonly purchased package."

5.) "Attention all airline passengers, your flight has been delayed."

4.) "Due to fog at O'Hare we would like to ask all terrorists to refrain from detonating their bombs until the second half of our flight at which point we will light up the detonation light. This is to allow us sufficient time to crash into the ground as scheduled."

3.) "Madam, please take your entree NOW, the tongs are melting."

2.) "We apologize for the delay. Due to extenuating circumstances our pilot is experiencing difficulties with his sobriety level, please allow sufficient time for him to have additional shots of tequila."

1.) "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar ... oh, SHIT!" I am

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