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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Q. Whats worse than two possums up a tree? A. Two trees up a possum.

Q. How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? A. You wave to him.

Q. Why did the leper leave the party? A. People kept dipping chips into him.

Q. What do you do when someone has a fit while taking a bath? A. Throw in the clothes washing.

Q. What do you call ten lepers in a pool? A. Soup.

Q. What do you call an epaleptic in a tree? A. Russel.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. Doug.

Q. What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? A. Dougless.

Q. What do you call a man lying on your doorstep? A. Matt.

Q. What do you call a lady sitting on a toothpick? A. Olive.

Q. What do you call a lady slewn over a clothes line? A. Peg.

Q. What do you call a lady splatted on the wall? A. Murial.

Q. What do you call a man splatted on the wall? A. Art.

Q. Whats worse than ten babies in a bucket? A. One baby in ten buckets.

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