New Minister

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There was a young man who had just complete his schooling to become a minister. He had went back to his home town and went to his pastor and ask if he could deliver the message that Sunday. The minister agreed.

Sunday morning the young man went to his pastor and said he was too nervous to preach. The priest took him in the kitchen and pored him some clear whiskey. The man took a drink and refilled his glass. The priest told him to take it out and set it on the pulpet. It would calm his nerves and it was clear so the congregation would think it was water.

The young man did exactly what the priest said. After the service and everyone had left the young minister asked the priest how he did. The priest said fine but we must get three things straight. Mother Mary is not Big Mama. The Holy Ghost isn't the Spook from Hell And they crucified Jesus they didn't just nail his ass to a tree.

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