remember me

[new member] [forgot password]

View:
  • G
  • PG
  • PG-13
  • R
change

Search Filter:

Bedroom Golf

mark as unread

The rules for playing bedroom golf.

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For the most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.

Course owners are permitted to check shaft before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played on in the past or are currently playing on to the owner of the course being played.

Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time.

Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered to be a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are also advised not to play on courses where there is no bush surrounding the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

You do not have to let other players play through.

It is not advisable for two players to attempt the same hole at the same time.

Beware: Some courses may be contaminated. Report these courses to all fellow players and course owners so that they will not contaminate other courses or equipment. Should your equipment become contaminated, avoid playing any further courses until the contamination is removed. Should your course become contaminated, restrict all players from the course until the contamination is removed.

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 6.8 R

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 58,681 times

categories: celebrities, entertainment, people sex, sexuality

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 0 - 0 of 0 discussions       sort by: newest

C17YA_Bedroom Golf

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

6lAw5ZaqNktVMPICd2tO4g
0