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Bathroom rhymes and graffiti (Part 4)

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God knows why you're doing this, but...

"I feel so strongly about toilet graffiti, I signed a partition." :-)

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In the mens restroom a couple of years ago, Hamburguesa restaurant, Old Town, San Diego, CA (The restaurant has since changed its name; I don't remember the current name)...

The paper towel dispenser had the usual "Wash your Hands" / "Lavese las Manos" sign on it. Below "Lavese las Manos", someone had written - ...and his big-band sound.

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My favorite little anecdote, which I saw written on the toilet stall wall in the Engineering Building on the campus of Memorial University of Newfoundland located in St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada, is as follows:

I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER! to which someone else wrote: GO HOME DAD YOU'RE DRUNK!

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Richard Nixon should pull out before it's too late, just like his father should've.

Humanities Hall, second floor, men's room, U.C. Irvine, early to middle 1970's.

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It's dated but my favorite is still:

Don't Change Dicks in the middle of a screw, Vote for Nixon in 72

Found on the wall in Hipps Bubble Room in San Antonio, Texas (may it rest in peace, demolished to erect a condominium) Hey! It may be dated but it made me laugh so hard I peed on my shoe!

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In front of urinal at Baked in Telluride, Co.:

Don't look now but you've got your best friend by the neck.

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If black is beautiful, I just shit a masterpiece.

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From the restroom of Maggie Mae's, 6th St., Austin TX.

Why can't we just all get a bong...

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From the restroom of some nameless crawfish restaurant in the middle of nowhere off of I-10 in southern Louisiana:

Nixon did for America what pantyhose did for finger fucking...

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Bill Clinton gave head in college, but didn't swallow.

(to which someone else wrote)

No, but George and Ronnie did and it was the only thing they could do right.

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Tell us how long your dick is.

(to which someone else wrote)

I can't find it.

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Imagine you are reading this as you are trying to take a dump...

Eat shit! 1.9 trillion flies (estimated population of flies) can't be ALL wrong.

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This toilet paper is like Clint Eastwood, tough and hard, and takes no shit.

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My mother made me a whore.

(to which someone else added)

If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?

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Found in mens room Eros Cinema in Bombay

Neighbor's envy, Owner's Pride

This is originally from a TV commercial.

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