Bathroom rhymes and graffiti

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-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 1 =--------------------------------------

Some people come to sit and think. Others come to shit and stink. I come here to rest my balls and Read the words upon the walls.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 2 =--------------------------------------

Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit in the misty vapor. Someone stole the toilet paper. I cannot wait, I cannot linger, Watch out ass, here comes the finger!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 3 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of paper

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Some people are poor While others are rich But a shithouse poet Is a son of a bitch

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 5 =--------------------------------------

The painters work is all in vain The shithouse poet strikes again

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 6 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit in stinking vapor Some son of a bitch stole the paper!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 7 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit Cheeks a flexin' Squeezin' out Another Texan.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 8 =--------------------------------------

To the shithouse poet When he should die, There should be erected, Broad and high, For his cunning And for his wit, A solid monument of shit.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 9 =--------------------------------------

When this tiolet cleaner finally dies, He will find erected in the skies, A tribute to his glorious wit, A monument of solid shit.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 10 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 11 =--------------------------------------

Better that Than take a chance, Costs more than a dime To launder pants.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 12 =--------------------------------------

You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 13 =--------------------------------------

I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 14 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit And contemplate. Should I shit Or masturbate?

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 15 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit in dull repose, That fart you left still burns my nose.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 16 =--------------------------------------

It makes me wonder, to see such wit, If Shakespeare had been here to shit. Some swear they saw Shakespeare walk in, But others say that fart was Bacon.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 17 =--------------------------------------

No matter how you move Or how you dance, The last drop always winds up In your pants.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 18 =--------------------------------------

Give me a muff with thighs on both sides That's furry and pink all covered with stink; I don't even care if it's old or it's new, Cause what the hell, it's something to screw.

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Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls...

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 20 =--------------------------------------

People who write on bathroom walls Roll their shit into little balls. Those who read their words of wit, Eat those little balls of shit.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 21 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit, buns a-flexin, Just gave birth to another Texan

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 22 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit On the pooper, Giving birth To another state trooper.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 23 =--------------------------------------

(seen during the height of the Iranian/U.S. hostage crisis)

Here I sit, buns a-strainin' Just gave birth to another Iranian

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 24 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit, so broken hearted Paid my dime and only farted. Yesterday though, I took a chance, Saved my dime, But shit my pants.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 25 =--------------------------------------

Here I sit, so broken hearted, Paid my dime and only farted. First a push, then a squeeze, And out it came like melted cheese. Then I had some prunes to eat, And now there's shit up to the seat.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 26 =--------------------------------------

(written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 27 =--------------------------------------

(written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 28 =--------------------------------------

Written above a urinal:

You hold in your hands your family's future.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 29 =--------------------------------------

Seen above a urinal: If you think some people are gay, look at what you're holding!

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