A drifter was walking through Iowa and stopped at this farm about half way through... He walked up to the farmer and asked if he could stay in the barn for the night. "Sure," said the farmer, "but you have to stay away from my three daughters." Not thinking anything of it, the drifter asks the farmer how old his daughters were. Stateing that the daughters were 18, 16, and 14 the drifter tells the farmer that he's too old to even think about anything like that.
About midnight that night the 18 yr old comes into the barn and says, "If you don't fuck me right now I'm going to pour red paint all over my bed and yell rape." Thinking this through the drifter say's ok, and does the dirty deed.
Around 2 am, the 16 yr old walks in and says, "If you don't fuck me right now, I'm going to pour red paint all over my bed and yell rape." The drifter knew what he had to do...
Around 4 am the 14 yr old comes in and says, "If you don't fuck me right now I'm going to pour green paint all over my bed and yell rape." Amazed about the green paint statement the drifter asks, "Why GREEN paint?" And the 14 yr old says, "Well my cherry's not quite RIPE yet!!"
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