One fine day in geriatrics...

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One day in a nursing home, three old men , a 70-year-old, and 80-year-old, and a 90-year-old, were sitting in their chairs having a discussion.

The 70-year-old said to the other two, "Do you know how long it has been since I've taken a shit? Boy, what I wouldn't give to wake up in the morning and lay a nice, big turd."

The 80-year-old said, "Tell me about it. Do you know how long it has been since I've taken a good whiz? What I wouldn't give to wake up in the morning and take a good, hard piss."

The 90-year-old said, "Well, I take a shit at about 9:00 every morning. I take a piss at about eleven. Problem is, I usually wake up at about noon."

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