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Life of an egg compared to a man

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If you think a guy's life is bad compare it to an egg.

You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. It takes 2 minutes to get soft. You have to share a box with eleven other guys. And the only chick to sit on your face is your mother.

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