Rob b.

One day a lady asked her husband if she could get a face transplant. The husband said, "Why do you want to get a face transplant? You're 65. You're going to die soon." She said I talked with god today, he said I'm going to live until one hundred. So she got the transplant. Three days later she got ran over by a bus and was killed. When she was at the gates of heaven, she said to god, "I thought I was going to live until one hundred?" God said, "I know, but I didn't recognize you!"

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG