Mike P.

A guy pulls up in front of a diner and sees a sign that says "Grilled Cheese two dollars, Hand-job ten dollars." Curious he goes inside and sees a good looking girl behind the counter. He asks the girl, "Are you the person giving the ten dollar hand-jobs?" The girl replies, "Yes I am. What can I do for you?" The guy says, "Good, now go wash your hands and make me a grilled cheese!"

funniness: 4.78

rating: PG