Mike P.

Little Red Riding Hood was walking thru the woods bra-less when she came upon a hunter. The hunter said, "Little Red you should be careful the big bad wolf will see you, lift up your shirt and suck on your titties!" Little Red replied, "Oh no he won't. I have a gun in my basket." On thru the woods she went and soon she ran into a farmer. The farmer said "Little Red you be careful the big bad wolf will see you, lift up your shirt and suck on your titties." "Oh no he won't," said Little Red, "I have a gun in my basket." On thru the woods went Little Red when sure enough out pops the big bad wolf and says, "Now I have you I'm gonna lift up your shirt and suck on your titties!" Little red then pulls out her gun and says, "Oh no you're not, you're gonna eat me like it says in the book!"

funniness: 7.16

rating: R