Rob b.

1. Ask the waiter if they want a date at 6. Dont let them speak and finally say i love you and hang up. 2. Whatever you do avoid the word pizza. 3. When your done ordering pizza say remember we never had this conversation. 4. Order 100 pizza for a wedding or something to the wrong adress. 5. Make up a dream pizza and demand 300 dollars for it than hang up. 6. Pretend you have terrex and make strange noises while ordering. 7. Fit as many marshmelos in your mouth as you can and order the pizza. 8. Talk about making love to a pizza. 9. Make fun of a pizza and act really immature. 10. Tell the waitress your gonna kill all their pizzas if they hang up on you.

funniness: 5.14

rating: PG