Marsh M.

A man and his wife got to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th Anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through you mind?" The husband repled, "All I wanted to do was to fuck you brains out, and suck your tits dry." The as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

funniness: 7.32

rating: R