Jim S.

All of the different religions have varying methods of determining how much money is given to God and how much they keep. The Baptists draw a circle on the ground and throw the money into the air. All of the money that falls in the circle goes to God and the money outside the circle is kept by the people. The Methodists also use this method except that they draw a triangle on the ground instead of a circle. The Catholics also use this method. But when they throw the money, God keeps what he wants and they keep what comes down.

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