Frances A.

A big, burly biker picked up a Harley mama in a bar and drove her on the back of his Hawg to his favorite makeout spot. The vibrations of the bike made the gal really hot, so she was ready to go. When they both got naked, she was dismayed to find that he only had a 3-inch dick. "Who the hell are you gonna satisfy with that?" She asked. "Me!" He grinned.

funniness: 6.07

rating: R