Magster T.

BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN... - that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep right through it. - that I would change so much and barely realize it. - that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways. - that college kids throw airplanes, too. - that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so dressed up. - that every clock on campus shows a different time. - that if you were smart in highschool - so what? - that I would go to a party the night before a final. - that chem labs require more time than all my other classes put together. - that you can know everything and fail a test. - that you can know nothing and ace a test. - that I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roomie. - that home is a great place to visit. - that most of my education would be obtained outside my classes. - that friendship is more than getting drunk together. - that I would be one of those people my parents warned me about. - that free food served at 10:00 is gone by 9:50. - that Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination. - that psychology is really biology, biology is really chemistry, chemistry is really physics, and physics is really math. - that it is a really good idea to go places alone. - that it's possible to be alone even when you're surrounded by friends. - that friends are what makes this place worthwhile! - don't be dismayed at goodbyes. - a farewell is necessary before we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or a lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.

funniness: 6.45

rating: PG