Heather S.

My husband is a student at an Arkansas University. His Microbiology lab met at 1:00, right after lunch. One day the instructor, a quiet little old man with a stutter, informed them that they would be swabbing their mouths, making slides, and observing them. One girl, a blonde, called him over to look at hers, "Dr. S, what is this?" After looking through the microscope for several seconds he lifted his head and with a straight face, and half of the class looking at him said, "T-t-that's Sperm!" She covered her face and ran out of the room, Dr. S walked quietly away.

funniness: 5.42

rating: R