Michael L.

A simple teacher had decided to do something different for her struggling english students. She got in front of the class and said, "Class, today we are going to say our names in Phonetic syllables." She looked at the quietest student in the class and said, "Archibald, why don't you start us off." Archibald was not the brightest pupil in the class, so no-one was surprised to hear Arhibald say, "I'm sorry but I don't understand, can I get an example!" She then turned to her brilliant straight A student Mary Smith and said, "OK, Mary why don't you go first." Mary replied, "Yes, Ma'am!" "My name is Mary Smith!" "You got your M-A, you got your (may)" "You got your R-Y, you got your (ree)" "You got your (marry)" "You got your S-M-I-T-H, you got your (smith)" "You got your (ree smith), you got your (marry smith)" The teacher replied "Very, very good!" "Archibald, now are you ready?" Archibald stood up in front of the class and said, "OK teach, you asked for it." "My name is Archibald Bareassol!" "You got your A-R-C-H, you got your(arch)" "You got your I, you got your (arch-eye)" "You got your B-A-L-D, you got your (bald)" "You got your (eye-bald), you got your (arch-eye-bald)" "You got your B-A-R-E, you got your (bear)" "You got your (bald-bear), you got your(eye-bald-bear)" "You got your (arch-eye-bald-bear)" "You got your A-S-S, you got your (ass)" "You got your (bear-ass), you got your (bald-bear-ass)" "You got your (eye-bald-bear-ass)" "You got your (arch-eye-bald-bear-ass)" "You got your O-L, you got your(hole)" "You got your (ass-hole), you got your (bear-ass-hole)" "You got your (bald-bear-ass-hole)" "You got your (eye-bald-bare-ass-hole)" "You got your (arch-eye-bald-bear-ass-hole)" "VERY, VERY GOOD" - The end

funniness: 5.22

rating: PG