Derek G.

A guy was down the pub one day having a chat with his pal Tom and they began talking about marriage. "Here Tom imagine it if you had 10 wives you could have your own football team!" "Yes, but Jim if you had 14 wives you could have your own rugby team." Tom replied "That may be so but, if you had 18 wives you could create your own golf course!!!"

funniness: 6.45

rating: R