Nick G.

Yo momma so ugly, that when she was born, the doctor said, "next time, the bathroom is over there." Yo momma stinks so bad that she makes Right Gaurd turn left, Sure confused, and Ultra Dry wet. Yo momma so poor that when she orders a large pizza she has to eat it outside of the house. When yo momma was born the doctor said immidiatly, "Yes, you must keep her." When yo momma farts, everybody listens.

funniness: 5.42

rating: PG