Andrew S.

One day 3 men were walking across this bridge; an American, a Canadian, and a Frenchie. When they got to the middle of the bridge, the Frenchie stopped, pulled a bottle of wine out of his pack, and threw it over the bridge. The Canadian & the American both yelled out, "What the hell did you do that for?" The Frenchie just shrugged and said, "We've got too much of that in our country." The American, catching the Frencies drift, pulled out a pack of ciggaretes and threw them over the bridge. The Canadian and the Frenchie both yelled out, "What the hell did you do that for?" The american shrugged and said, "We have too many of those in our country" Now, the Canadian thought for a long time, and finnaly, he picked up the Frenchie and threw him into the water. The American looked at him in dis belief and said "Why in gods name did you do that?" and the Canadian replied, "We've got too many of those in our country."

funniness: 7.50

rating: PG