Stuart C.

A man walks into a bar and says, "OUCH!" A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! Why the long face?" How do you know if an elephant's been in your refridgerator? The foot prints in the Jell-O. What did the Grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, just gave a little wine.

funniness: 3.63

rating: G