Murdoch M.

A farmer's son woke up with a, ahem, lump in his trousers. He asked his dad what to do. He advised him to go out to the barn and put two handfuls of manure down his trousers. So the son went out, and scooped some poop when the milkmaid walked in. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. "I have a strange lump on the front of my trousers and I've to put two handfuls of manure down on it." "You silly boy," She cried. "Put it up here quickly." So he did, both handfuls.

funniness: 4.89

rating: PG