Mel S.

A man runs into a bar and yells at the bartender, "Give me fifteen shots of your best malt liquor!" Startled, the bartender sets up the shots and watches as the man downs each one of them, one after another. After about the tenth shot the bartender asks what has the man upset enough to drink so fast. "You'd drink fast too, if you had what I had" the man says. Curious, the bartender asks "What do you have?" "Twenty-seven cents."

funniness: 6.38

rating: PG