Zac C.

On a Sunny day in Boca Raton, FL a lawyer is getting out of his BMW. All of a sudden, a raging driver flies by and takes out his drivers side door while he's standing there. The Police come and they are so amazed at this guy, he's so pig headed. They say "I cant beleive your going crazy over your BMW, are you in pain?". "Why would I be in pain" claims the lawyer. "Well your left arm is ripped off" says the cop. The Lawyer says "OH SHIT!, my Rolex!"

funniness: 4.65

rating: PG