Zac C.

There was this guy from Arkansas named Jethro walking down the road one day when he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag. Jethro : "Hey Billy Joe what you got in that bag?" Billy Joe: "Got me some chickens." Jethro : "Chickens! I sure would like chickens. How 'bout this: if I guess how many chickens you got in that thar bag you give me one..." Billy Joe: "Sheeeeiiit, Jethro, if you guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll give you BOTH of 'em!" Jethro : "Okay... Uhhh... Five?" Billy Joe: "Nope!"

funniness: 7.05

rating: PG