Tony W.

A man went into a pub, sat down with a drink at the bar and started to speak into the palm of his hand. The Barman look at him and said "What are you doing?" He explained that he used his mobile phone so much that he paid for it to be implanted into his hand. The barman amazed, left the man to work until the man went to the toilet and did not come back. The barman decided to check the toilets just in case. When he entered the man had his legs spread, hands against the wall and toilet roll hanging out of his arse. The barman all concerned asked what had happened, had he been beaten up or something to which the man replied "No. I'm just receiving a Fax."

funniness: 5.51

rating: PG