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A man comes home feeling amorous and asks his wife for sex. She replies that she's tired and maybe tomorrow. Tomorrow comes, and again he asks his wife for sex. Again she says no maybe tomorrow. This goes on for a week. One day, the husband comes home dressed in a black suit carrying a big box with a big red ribbon. He gives the box to his wife and says "Open it." She opens it and out pops up six kittens with black bows around their necks. The wife asks, "What is this?" And the husband responds, "These are the six pallbearers for your dead pussy."

funniness: 6.31

rating: R