Polly L.

Once there was a very old man who had a treaure chest. He knew that he was going to die soon, so the old man and his wife decided to put the chest in the attic so he could take it with him on his way to Heavan. Five weeks later the man died. After the funeral service the old man's wife went up to the attic to see if the treasure was gone. But it was still there! She sighed and said, "I knew we should've put it in the basement!"

funniness: 5.69

rating: PG