Richard P.

An old man in a retirement home was very depressed. One of the nurses asked him, "What's the matter, Mr. Wilson?" "My penis died," he said. "What?" She asked. To which he again replied, "My penis died!" The nurse didn't think too much about it and continued what she was doing. The next day, she spotted the old man walking around with his penis hanging out. "Stop that, Mr. Wilson." She yelled, "You can't just walk around with your penis hanging out!" Mr. Wilson says, "Do you remember yesterday I told you that my penis had died? is the viewing!"

funniness: 6.29

rating: R