Tyce F.

How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains. Which 6th grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead? The blonde - she is eighteen. How can you tell if a man is horny? He's breathing. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag. What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs? Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year. What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole. Newt's tie. What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for the golf ball. How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin. Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Her boyfriend was a blonde also. What part of a woman does a man like looking at best? The top of her head. Why does a penis have a hole in the end of it? So men can be open minded. What's the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up? Walks home. What's the difference between a whorehouse and a circus? One is a cunning array of stunts. What do you get when you cross a yeast infection and an achy breaky heart? An itchy twitchy crotch. Heard about the new divorce Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's stuff. What's invisible and smells like worm? A bird fart.

funniness: 7.34

rating: R