David R.

What is the definition of pain? Falling of a cliff, landing on a bike with no seat. What is the definition of agony? Sliding down a razor blade, using your balls as brakes, landing in a bucket of vinegar. What is the definition of torture? A 1 armed man hanging off of a cliff with itchy balls. What is the definition of cramped? Reading a playboy in steel jocks. What is the definition of suffocation? Farting in a space suit.

funniness: 7.39

rating: PG