Alanna S.

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "Tell me Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" She called out. "Very good," the teacher praised, and Mary fell asleep. A while later, the teacher asked Mary "Who is our Lord and Saviour?", and Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary. ""Very good," said the teacher, and Mary fell asleep once more. Then, the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to her 23rd child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her in the rear. This time, Mary jumped up and shouted at the top of her lungs, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted.