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A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound? and another sign that says `Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.? So he asks the man behind the cashregister, ?how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's worth 90.00?? The man replies, ?do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains??

funniness: 6.92

rating: PG