Jack R.

An old couple who used to fight over who gets to watch what on the TV, who gets to sit on the best side of the couch, who has to cook dinner, was sitting on the couch.The old man said, "I'm going to the pub, I'll be back 6" His wife looked at him and sighed, then looked back at the TV. Its 9 PM,theres a knock on the door. "Come in" Said the old lady. It was her husband. "Do you know what the time is?" She asked. "Sorry darling, traffic" He replyed. "So, are you feeling good?" Said the old lady. "Yes" Replyed the man. "Your cheating on me!" Said the old lady.